your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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