Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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