Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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