Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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