I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Dear god my vagina.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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