some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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