i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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