check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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