Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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