I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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