if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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