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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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