Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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