Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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