I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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