the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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