but the lizard people decide everything anyway
fuck your aforementioned shoe
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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