sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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