Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please, let me fuck your mom
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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