love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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