walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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