Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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