can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
