Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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