Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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