2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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Drake has all the answers
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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