i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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