i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you didnt know i had herpes?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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