just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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