margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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