Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
