I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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