Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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