Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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