Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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