that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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