Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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