the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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