I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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