There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I AM VODKA MAN
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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