I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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