In the future we'll all be gay
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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