i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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