I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We left the knife in your bed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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