maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Drunk is not a location!
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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