It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
he puts the penis in happiness.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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