I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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