Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize