Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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