I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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