Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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