can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
