is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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