hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize